NK - FW: Girls and boys.

Langston, David R david.langston at wilcom.com
Thu Mar 16 19:12:17 PST 2000

Thought everyone would enjoy this!
	Trying to live the Dream,

This explains it all......

All babies start out with the same number of raw cells, which, over nine
months, develop into a complete female baby. The problem occurs when
cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby
instead. Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells
necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come from
cells already assigned elsewhere in the female. Recent tests have
shown that these cells are removed from the communications center of
the brain, migrate lower in the body and develop into male sexual organs.
If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of cards, this
means that males are born a few cards short, so to speak. And some of
their cards are in their shorts. This difference between the male and
female brain manifests itself in various ways. 

Little girls will tend to play things like house, or learn to read. Little
however, will tend to do things like placing a bucket over their heads,
and running into walls. Little girls will think about doing things before
taking any action. Little boys will just punch or kick something and will
look surprised if someone asks them why they just punched their little
brother who was half asleep and looking the other way. This basic
cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty, when the hormones
kick into action and the trouble really begins. 

After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains differ, but
the center of thought also differs. Women think with their heads. Male
thoughts often originate lower in their bodies where their ex-brain cells
reside. Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man. In
some men, only a small number of brain cells migrate, and they are left
with nearly full mental capacity, but they tend to be rather dull, sexually
speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as Accountants. Other
men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically referred
to as Engineers. A small number of men suffer massive brain cell
migration to their groins. These men are usually referred to
as............."Mr.. president". 

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