[Northkeep] **Delete alert**---unimportant stuff

Tamberlin tamberlinofnk at yahoo.com
Mon Jul 9 08:58:18 PDT 2001


Since we've all been a tad stressed, I thought I'd
share a humerous song that got posted to my yahoo club
list.  ***Tam recites song (sparing her friends
ears)***

(to the tune of My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean)

My lord we have great news to tell you
too wonderful simply to write
while you've been away at the crusades
your lady's been learning to fight

Oh boy, oh boy,
she's learning to handle a sword, a sword
oh boy, oh boy
oh what a surprise for her lord

It's true she's a delicate creature
a vision of sweetness and light
we know that it's hard to believe, but
your lady's been learning to fight

with a sword of rattan wrapped in duct tape
in armour and helmet so bright
you'd better start practicing quickly
your lady's been learning to fight

so polish up weapons and armour
and hone up your skills to their height
and say a few prayers while your at it
your lady has learned how to fight

so this puts an end to carousing
no more you'll go wenching all night
we're sorry for the incovenience
but we've taught your lady to fight

we know that you may not believe it
she once was so timid and meek
but you'd better get used to it quickly
cause she won crown tourney last week

so we thought we'd send you a letter
and spare you a terrible scene
of returning at last to you homeland
to find out that you are the queen.

<bows & runs from the mob of heavys now giving chase>

Tamberlin
whofinallygotherfirstkill

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"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons...for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

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