[Northkeep] Holy Water

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Holy Water

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of
turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A little while later a Priest came along and asked the
little boy what he had.

The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid
in the world, it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world
is Holy Water, If you take some of this Holy Water and rub
it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby
boy."

The little boy replied, "Shoot, that ain't nothin'. You
take some of this here turpentine & rub it on a cat's
behind and he'll pass a motorcycle."



Love Always
The Lady Dandi
Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood
in its defense.
If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love because we
fear pain or loss, then our lives will be empty, and our loss greater.

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