[Northkeep] Holy Water

Peachy Keen Barbara Jean peachykeen at moose-mail.com
Sun Apr 7 18:10:10 PDT 2002


I guess I failed to see the humor in that.

Nadine

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Holy Water

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a
gallon of
turpentine and shaking it up and watching all
the bubbles.
A little while later a Priest came along and
asked the
little boy what he had.

The little boy replied, "This is the most
powerful liquid
in the world, it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid
in the world
is Holy Water, If you take some of this Holy
Water and rub
it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a
healthy baby
boy."

The little boy replied, "Shoot, that ain't
nothin'. You
take some of this here turpentine & rub it on a
cat's
behind and he'll pass a motorcycle."



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refuse to give love because we
fear pain or loss, then our lives will be empty,
and our loss greater.

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