[Northkeep] *joke* Gardening

Dandi11382 at aol.com Dandi11382 at aol.com
Tue Aug 13 19:59:49 PDT 2002

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A very attractive young lady asked a neighborhood gardener how he got his
tomatoes to ripen so early, while hers were still green.
"Well," he confided, "I flash them. Yup, I just expose myself in the garden
and the tomatoes start to blush right away."
The pretty girl decided it couldn't hurt to try, so she went home to her own
garden and exposed her lovely figure. A week later, she saw her fellow
gardener again.
"Any luck getting those tomatoes to ripen?" he asked with a wink.
"No," she said, "but my cucumbers are huge!"

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