[Northkeep] Joke/Losing the load

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Losing the load
>
> As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
> of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.  The trucker
> lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are
losing
> some of your load."  The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the
street.
> When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up
> again.  She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again,
> the trucker lowers the window.  As if they've never spoken, the blonde
> says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you
> are losing some of your load!"
> Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
> street.
> At the third red light, the same thing happens again.  All out of
> breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck
> door.
> The trucker lowers the window. Again she says Hi,
> my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
>    When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the
next
> light.  When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and
> runs back to the blonde.
> He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says...  Hi, my name
> is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!

>
> As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
> of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.  The trucker
> lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are
losing
> some of your load."  The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the
street.
> When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up
> again.  She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again,
> the trucker lowers the window.  As if they've never spoken, the blonde
> says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you
> are losing some of your load!"
> Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
> street.
> At the third red light, the same thing happens again.  All out of
> breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck
> door.
> The trucker lowers the window. Again she says Hi,
> my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
>    When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the
next
> light.  When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and
> runs back to the blonde.
> He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says...  Hi, my name
> is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!


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