[Northkeep] couldnt resist

[Galloch07 at aol.com]

This just seemed ordained by higher powers to be forwarded to an SCA list.
 Evan
The Hokey Pokey -- Shakespearean Style!   

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within   
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.   
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:   
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.   
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke.   
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.   
To spin! A wilde release from heaven's yoke.   
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.   
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt   
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about