[Northkeep] TEACHERS BEWARE ....

[LD.BLACKMOON]

greetings

i know some of the populace are teachers .
and so i just had to forward this item ..
enjoy .

Subject: Teachers beware...they are on to you! ;-)

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to 
be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while 
in possession of a protractor, a T-square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a  morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He is
being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction 
"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult,", Ashcroft said. "They desire average 
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a 
search of absolute value.

They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and refer to themselves as
"unknowns", but we have determined they belong to a common denominator 
of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. "As the Greek 
philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every triangle," 
Ashcroft declared.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have 
given us more fingers and toes. "I am gratified that our government has 
given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs 
who are willing to dis-integrate us with calculus disregard. Murky 
statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the 
President said, adding: "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate 
their root, make our point, and draw the line."

President Bush warned, "These weapons of  math instruction have the
potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before 
seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in 
random facts of vertex."

Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my
ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertainty of: though they 
continue to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens 
around their necks.

be safe, be happy, have fun
blackmoon
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