[Northkeep] <sigh> Had to share the pain....

[Lady Catin]

a day in the emergency room

A man stumbled into the emergency room dressed in a medieval    
bard's outfit, clutching his stomach with one hand and moaning    
in agony. With his free hand he was clutching a lute, which he    
dropped on the floor in front of the nurse's station. He then    
collapsed in a heap on the floor, rolled himself into a fetal    
position, and began to moan much louder. Fearing serious food    
poisoning, doctors quickly brought a stretcher out and rolled    
him into the bowels of the ER. Half an hour later, the man    
walked past the nurse and out the door, whistling happily to    
himself.  Noticing that the man looked much healthier, the  nurse   
asked one of the doctors what was ailing the  man.   

The doctor shrugged and said "nothing big, just  minstrel cramps."   

		
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