[Northkeep] Fwd: Irish Pet Shop Boys

Kevinkeary at aol.com Kevinkeary at aol.com
Tue Mar 24 18:30:51 PDT 2009


Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to  the bird 
section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'

The owner comes  over and asks if he can help them..

'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere  little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says 
Gerry.

The owner puts the  budgies in a cardboard box.

Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the  shop and get into Gerry's truck 
to drive to the top of the Connor  Pass.

At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and  says, 'Dis 
looks like a grand place.'

He takes two birds out of the box,  puts one on each shoulder and jumps off 
the cliff.

Paddy watches as the  budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the 
bottom, killing himself stone  dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head  and says, 
'Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for  me!'



THERE'S MORE...



Moment's later; Seamus  arrives up at ConnorPass.

He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to  the edge of the cliff carrying 
another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun  in the other..

'Hi, Paddy, watch dis,' Seamus says.

He takes a  parrot from the box and lets him fly free.

He then throws himself over  the edge of the cliff with the gun..

Paddy watches as half way down,  Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot.

Seamus continues to plummet  down and down until he hits the bottom and 
breaks every bone in his  body.

Paddy shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat  parrotshooting 
either!'



IT IS NOT OVER  YET...



Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends  when Sean appears.

He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a  cardboard box out of which 
he pulls a chicken.

Sean then takes the  chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and 
disappears down and down  until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Paddy shakes his  head.

'Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den  Seamus 
parrotshooting... And now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!' 
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