[Northkeep] Fwd: Irish Pet Shop Boys
Blak Hawk
blakhawk at gmail.com
Tue Mar 24 18:46:03 PDT 2009
And for that M'Lord... I think parrotshooting should be your punishment.
On Tue, Mar 24, 2009 at 7:30 PM, <Kevinkeary at aol.com> wrote:
>
> Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird
> section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'
>
> The owner comes over and asks if he can help them..
>
> 'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,'
> says
> Gerry.
>
> The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
>
> Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's
> truck
> to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
>
> At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis
> looks like a grand place.'
>
> He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off
> the cliff.
>
> Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the
> bottom, killing himself stone dead.
>
> Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and
> says,
> 'Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!'
>
>
>
> THERE'S MORE...
>
>
>
> Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at ConnorPass.
>
> He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff
> carrying
> another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other..
>
> 'Hi, Paddy, watch dis,' Seamus says.
>
> He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free.
>
> He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun..
>
> Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the
> parrot.
>
> Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and
> breaks every bone in his body.
>
> Paddy shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting
> either!'
>
>
>
> IT IS NOT OVER YET...
>
>
>
> Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean
> appears.
>
> He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of
> which
> he pulls a chicken.
>
> Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff
> and
> disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
>
> Once more Paddy shakes his head.
>
> 'Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus
> parrotshooting... And now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!'
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