[Northkeep] Off topic Humor

[Jerry Herring]

IF
YOU MARRY AN OKLAHOMA 
GIRL… 
Three friends married women from different parts of the Midwest . 
The first man married a woman from Kansas . He asked her to do the
dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third 
day, he
came home to see a clean 
house and dishes washed and put away. 
The second 
man married a woman from Missouri . He expected his wife to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he 
didn't see
any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw
his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the
table. 
The third man married a girl from Oklahoma . He told his 
wife it was her job to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.He said the 
first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone 
down
and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed 
enough
that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.