RF - Fwd: FW: YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...
Lorraine and/or Kief
deer_kief at hotmail.com
Tue Aug 31 19:31:46 PDT 1999
Figgured ya'll would be amused by this...
L
>Subject: YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...
>
>
>Anyone you know?
> >
> > YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...
> > >
> > > The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more
>teeth than your
> > > spouse.
> > >
> > > You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the
>dinner table in
> > > front of her kids.
> > >
> > > You've been married three times and still have the
>same in-laws.
> > >
> > > You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls
>on a different
> > > night.
> > >
> > > Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired
>People."
> > >
> > > You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
> > >
> > > You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms
>so clean.
> > >
> > > Anyone in your family ever died right after saying,
>"Hey, y'all
> > > watch this"
> > >
> > > You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'
> > >
> > > You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
> > >
> > > Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
> > >
> > > You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
> > >
> > > Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
> > >
> > > You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner
>are,"Gentlemen,
> > > start your engines."
> > >
> > > You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
>exploded right off its
> > > wheels.
> > >
> > > You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding
>pictures.
> > >
> > > The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down,
>depending on how
> > > much gas it has in it.
> > >
> > > You have to go outside to get something out of the
>'fridge.
> > >
> > > One of your kids was born on a pool table.
> > >
> > > Your dad walks you to school because you are both in
>the same grade.
> > >
> > > You need one more hole punched in your card to get a
>freebie at the
> > > House of Tattoos.
> > >
> > > You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in
>your front yard.
> > >
> > > Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's
>a law against
> > it.
> > >
> > > You dated one of your parents' current spouses in
>high school.
> > >
> > > You think loading the dishwasher means getting your
>wife drunk.
> > >
> > > Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."
> > >
> > > Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
> >
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