RF - Fwd: FW: YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

[Lorraine and/or Kief]

Figgured ya'll would be amused by this...

L

>Subject: YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...
>
>
>Anyone you know?
> >
> > YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...
> > >
> > >   The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more
>teeth than your
> > > spouse.
> > >
> > >   You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the
>dinner table in
> > >   front of her kids.
> > >
> > >   You've been married three times and still have the
>same in-laws.
> > >
> > >   You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls
>on a different
> > >   night.
> > >
> > >   Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired
>People."
> > >
> > >   You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
> > >
> > >   You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms
>so clean.
> > >
> > >   Anyone in your family ever died right after saying,
>"Hey, y'all
> > >   watch this"
> > >
> > >   You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'
> > >
> > >   You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
> > >
> > >   Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
> > >
> > >   You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
> > >
> > >   Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
> > >
> > >   You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner
>are,"Gentlemen,
> > >   start your engines."
> > >
> > >   You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
>exploded right off its
> > >   wheels.
> > >
> > >   You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding
>pictures.
> > >
> > >   The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down,
>depending on how
> > >   much gas it has in it.
> > >
> > >   You have to go outside to get something out of the
>'fridge.
> > >
> > >   One of your kids was born on a pool table.
> > >
> > >   Your dad walks you to school because you are both in
>the same grade.
> > >
> > >   You need one more hole punched in your card to get a
>freebie at the
> > >   House of Tattoos.
> > >
> > >   You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in
>your front yard.
> > >
> > >   Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's
>a law against
> > it.
> > >
> > >   You dated one of your parents' current spouses in
>high school.
> > >
> > >   You think loading the dishwasher means getting your
>wife drunk.
> > >
> > >   Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."
> > >
> > >   Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
> >
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