[Ravensfort] List Troubles

[Berta Allen]

I take Athaulf's as one too... just like yours,
smell the sarcassism from both... ahh, gotta love the smell of it...
-C-

AMH/DBLJ wrote:
>     How about as it was meant... as a joke.
>
>Pax,
>M
>
>Charley Atchley wrote:
>
> > AMH/DBJ wrote:
> >
> > >It's a subversive plot.
> >
> > I am dumb struck by the plethora of ways I could respond to this. I
>could
> > take the "Miss read your letter approach." In which case I would reply:
> >
> >           How dare you call me a subverted pilot.
> >           I have been in the SCA since 1923 and
> >           I have worked hard to be drunk the entire
> >           time. I haven't seen you at any work days.
> >           If you think I'm flying, then think again!
> >           I hate being called a pilot because I work hard.
> >           Blah blah blah ...
> >
> > I could take the "compatriot in arms" approach. For which my reply would
>be:
> >
> >           You got that right! It's that drunk Baron's
> >           fault. He's the one who is the list moderator.
> >           I'll bet he thinks if he suppress the free
> >           exchange of useless banter, that he will
> >           be able to stay in charge forever.
> >           Blah blah blah ...
> >
> > Or, How about the "any topic to advance my agenda" approach.
> >
> >           My mail keeps getting lost also, so lets
> >             build a five star kitchen at the site. I
> >           think that would help me to feel less
> >           oppressed. Blah blah blah ...
> >
> > Ok, what about the "any topic to redress old slights."
> >
> >           This is as bad as the time I went to an event at
> >           Bingo Bong Boy Scout Ranch, and the Baron
> >           said the site was dry. The lying #@%&%.
> >           It rained the entire time. And just to make matters
> >           worse he kept sending the autocrat and a Boy
> >           Scout over to bitch at me for drinking.
> >           Blah blah blah ...
> >
> > What about "the totally off topic response."
> >
> >           Did you hear the one about the two SCA people
> >           and the six pack of shaving cream?
> >           Blah blah blah ...
> >
> > Or the "personal attack reply."
> >
> >          Doug, you lick your self instead of bathing,
> >          you foul goat nibbling, yogurt culture,
> >          toilet drinking, carrion biting,
> >          dirt nibbling, chicken romancing,
> >          sordid progeny of a zombie gorilla with
> >          terminal mange and Bill Clinton's greasy tick
> >          plagued loins. Blah blah ...
> >
> > Could also have done the "lets all be friends approach"
> >
> >          I love you! You should love everyone. This
> >          stress is tearing our barony apart. Lets be
> >          civil. Blah blah blah ...
> >
> > What about this approach?
> >          Plot???? Subversive??? Well, I'm going
> >          to sign off this list. Someone tell
> >          me how to sign off. I can't do this without
> >          help. I didn't save the letter that we got
> >          when we singed on to the list. Saving e-mail
> >          would use .00023% of my thirty gigabyte hard
> >          drive. Blah blah blah ...
> >
> > Athaulf Sweinbrothar
> >
> > .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
> > An Atom walks into a bar looking perplexed. He says, "bartender, I just
>lost
> > an electron." The bartender responds, "are you sure?" The Atom says,
>"yup,
> > I'm positive."
> >
> > So later this  same atom walks into the bar and the bar tender asks him
>"Hey
> > why are you so down, still missing your electron?" The atom replies
>"Nope. I
> > found it and another one just like it." "So why are you still depressed"
> > asked the bar tender? "I don't know," replied the atom," but every since
>I
> > found that extra electron I just feel so negative."
> >
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