[Ravensfort] Way Off Topic: Top 10 Thoughts for 2005

[Berta Allen]

Top 10 Thoughts for 2005:



Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!


 

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


 

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

 
 

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

 


Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

 


Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

 

 
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.




And the Number 1 Thought For 2005:




We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

		
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