[Ravensfort] Happy Thanksgiving!
Berta Allen
bertasdragonfly at yahoo.com
Wed Nov 22 09:57:34 PST 2006
'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
THE LEFTOVERS THEY BECKONED DARK MEAT ANDWHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.
TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN I ROSE OFF THE GROUND!
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE!!
MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS AND YOUR PIES TAKE A PRIZE.
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.
Wishing Everyone a Safe and Happy Thanksgiving!
~chrystal~
"Noli simul flare sorbereque" - Plautus, Mostellaria, 79
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