[Ravensfort] workday

[HOFFPAUIR, DAVID R]

The Lord of the Manor would have me announce:


HeeeelP!  HeeeelP!  Hep!!  Hep me hep me hep me!  It's a invasesheon!  It's a FULL SCALE invaseshion!  Man the swatters!  Sharpen your toes!  Clad your junk mail suits!  Whet forth your teeth and daub not your pasty reflections!  We are in peril!  PERIL, I say!  The banana moon hath subverted the sun!  Cretins and vermin cannot compare with the depths of evil which is upon us!  Cry for the stiffness of the earlobe! The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still!  The marmots have stuck to the Deleware!  I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon as these minutemen stand before me with their phallic gums aimed and loaded...

Oh, wait, hold on...

... it's,  well maybe it's not so bad...

Oops, yes!  Bleed me! My memory is fried with your pork!

....late breaking intelligence here....

The "ESSE-A" is having another work day.

Never mind...  all is well.

Show up.  Have a party.

Dustmites the world over will love you for your feet...

Regards,
dsd

p.s.  May you always have stables of horses to service your needs...




From: ravensfort-bounces at lists.ansteorra.org [mailto:ravensfort-bounces at lists.ansteorra.org] On Behalf Of CAC
Sent: Tuesday, June 17, 2008 1:11 PM
To: Raven's Fort Barony of
Subject: [Ravensfort] workday

I think the Lord of the Manor should open up his new home to the summer solstice work party!Hmm I wonder if he is around or out running the pathways to some far away place?
  I want to volunteer to kill poison ivy. I get a certain satisfaction out of it because I HATE it! It loves me however and loves to put little itchy bumps all over me! I have declared war on it on our ridge and after 2 years of spraying it is barely hanging on in a few spots. I will bring food also when we decide what we need. G


-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: <http://lists.ansteorra.org/pipermail/ravensfort-ansteorra.org/attachments/20080617/1e01125d/attachment-0006.htm>