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>You've got to read this!!
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>READ IT ALL!!
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>WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!
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>If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not
>open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
>everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
>within 20 feet of your computer.
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>It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms
>your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses
>subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will
>program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus
>will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
>IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
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>It will drink ALL your beer.
>FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
>It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
>company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with
>Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment,
>it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
>dangerously close to a full bathtub.
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>It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
>pillows, it will also refill your Skim milk with whole milk.
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>******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
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>And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
>hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
>you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
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>Send to everyone before it's TOO LATE!!!
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