<div> <FONT face="times new roman" color=#441415> 'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I COULDN'T SLEEP.<BR> I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.<BR> THE LEFTOVERS THEY BECKONED DARK MEAT ANDWHITE,<BR> BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.<BR><BR> TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,<BR> THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.<BR> SO I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR<BR> AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.<BR><BR> I GOBBLED UP <SPAN id=lw_1164218023_5 style="BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed">TURKEY</SPAN> AND BUTTERED POTATOES,<BR> PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.<BR> I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,<BR> 'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN I ROSE OFF THE GROUND!<BR><BR> I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY<BR> WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF
PIE.<BR> BUT I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....<BR> HAPPY EATING TO ALL PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE!!<BR><BR> MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR <SPAN id=lw_1164218023_6 style="BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed">TURKEY</SPAN> BE PLUMP.<BR> MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.<BR><BR> MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS AND YOUR PIES TAKE A PRIZE.<BR> MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.<BR><BR><BR> Wishing Everyone a Safe and Happy Thanksgiving!</FONT></div> <div><FONT face="times new roman" color=#441415> ~chrystal~<BR></div></FONT><BR><BR><DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="times new roman" color=#6000bf size=3>"Noli simul flare sorbereque" </FONT><FONT face="times new roman" color=#6000bf size=3>- Plautus, <EM>Mostellaria</EM>, 79</FONT></DIV></DIV><p> 
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