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<p class=MsoPlainText>The Lord of the Manor would have me announce:<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText>Rejoice! Rejoice! The Water Ogre has made a
miraculous recovery! <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText>Bishop Tully organized something called a 'rick-roll'
amongst the dungeon inmates and the gongfermers. Believe me, it is quite
a touching sight to see 400 naked Saracens and 8 dung-smelly boys singing
"Never Gonna Give You Up" to a belabored water ogre… <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText>Just gets you right here... (pointing to my green chakra
thingy).<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText>So touching, in fact, that we must have found favor with
His Most HoHoHoly Exalted Uber-self, Himself, because sent he sent us a miracle
worker! A real-true miracle whipper. None other than Goatsie the
Traveling Pot Mender! <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText>It appears that Goatsie has 'other' talents besides,
well, mending pots. Most of which we can't get into in a family oriented forum,
however, after a short diagnosis, Goatsie say's, "lookylike'da Ogre's
airdangleblowthangy ain't longy'nuff and hegotta arterialplugflowblockage at
113 feet..." No clue how he figured all that out by standing with one foot
behind his head and hocking lugies down the well, but who am I to question a miracle
worker... <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText>Anyway, thanks to the modern medieval wonder of duck snot
and hemp lashing, Goatsie was able to extend the Ogre's
"airdangleblowthangy" past the “arterialplugflowblockage”
by a whole 30 feet! That's right! 30 whole feet of aquatic by-pass
surgery! Yeah, baby! I mean, most Doctors have to do that stuff
like 6 times! Now the Ogre's got the pumphumper of randy spring buck and
we've got more water than the TitAntic! <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText>As Goatsie put it, "It's a beautiful
thangy." <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText>So, as soon as we get all the web cams back on line, you ladies
can once again fluff, flush, and frolic all around the powder room... <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText>...and (in the dungeon, at the other end of the webcams)
there will be much rejoicing...<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText>Regards,<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText>DSD<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText>David R. Hoffpauir<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText>Program Development Associate<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText>Incident Command Simulation Training Center <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText>Bill Blackwood Law Enforcement Management Institute of
Texas <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText>College of Criminal Justice<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText>Sam Houston State University<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText>Huntsville Tx 77341-3926<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText>936-294-4995<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><a href="http://www.incosit.org">www.incosit.org</a><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'>From:</span></b><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'> ravensfort-bounces@lists.ansteorra.org
[mailto:ravensfort-bounces@lists.ansteorra.org] <b>On Behalf Of </b>byzytym<br>
<b>Sent:</b> Saturday, July 19, 2008 11:43 AM<br>
<b>To:</b> A Kindness Of Ravens<br>
<b>Subject:</b> Re: [Ravensfort] Workday change of plans<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt'>Oh yea, I forgot to say,
Saint David fixed his well the night before the workday. He has a full,
quickly fill tank and is ready for anything now. The gongfermers
are on strike and sulking in their corner. </span><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt'>Peace,</span><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt'>Vlod NotVlad</span><span
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