<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0" ><tr><td valign="top" style="font: inherit;">Having seen Reuter for myself I can testify that all is said by L of the M is sooo true. Thanks for the great laugh. Can't wait to visit him in his new home. G<br><br>--- On <b>Mon, 12/8/08, Hoffpauir, David <i><ENV_DRH@SHSU.EDU></i></b> wrote:<br><blockquote style="border-left: 2px solid rgb(16, 16, 255); margin-left: 5px; padding-left: 5px;">From: Hoffpauir, David <ENV_DRH@SHSU.EDU><br>Subject: [Ravensfort] We have a new addition!!!<br>To: "Ravens Fort" <ravensfort@lists.ansteorra.org><br>Date: Monday, December 8, 2008, 12:22 PM<br><br><pre>The Lord of the Manor would have me announce:<br><br>As yet it is unknown as to the providence of our most recent occupant of the<br>manor, but it appears we have a new.... er, dog. Or at least, half of a dog. <br>He barks, he digs, he passes gas. In fact he is so intent on digging that we<br>have yet to
see anything of his head. Although there has been some speculation<br>his head might exactly be that for which he is digging...<br><br>Having not seen his head we are uncertain of his breed. Could be that he is a<br>Pointer. If so, he is currently pointed at China. Could be that he's<br>Irish, but he is certainly no sitter. If he is a huhuahua... we are confident<br>that it's a He-huhuahua and not a She-huhuahua.<br><br>You will be pleased to know his name is "Rooter." An obvious name,<br>considering his preoccupation with digging. Should it prove that he is of<br>Austrian, Hungarian, or German decent, we are prepared to rename him....<br><br>wait for it...<br><br>:P ...<br><br>"Reuter."<br><br>After considerable struggle we have abandoned all effort to liberate Rooter<br>from his diggings. Partly because our tug-of-war champions became winded,<br>partly because of the emissions from Rooter's tooter, and partly out of<br>concern that his tail
would come off. As it appears he is not stuck, in heat, or<br>making much progress downward we are no longer concerned for his safety but will<br>maintain 24 hour surveillance for other possible vulnerabilities...<br><br>Regards,<br>DSD (personal scribe to the LoTM)<br>_______________________________________________<br>Ravensfort mailing list<br>Ravensfort@lists.ansteorra.org<br>http://lists.ansteorra.org/listinfo.cgi/ravensfort-ansteorra.org<br></pre></blockquote></td></tr></table><br>