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[Philip W. Troy]

> Are there other options?  Cook is one I've used with moderate success,
> as in "I am the cook for the Baronial Kumquat Tourney", or "I am cooking
> a feast this weekend"....

The only problem with that IMHO is that when I'm in charge of a feast, I have
several people cooking for me and I direct, supervise, and have panic-attacks.

> I wrote a moderately funny fake event announcement for a class I was
> teaching (on How Not To Speak Forsoothly) in which I guessed that
> "feastocrat" was moderately safely translated as "those who rule by
> large meals"....
> 

Hey, I like it!!!


> 
> Keilyn
> 

Gunthar