SC - OT - Omaha Steaks anomaly
Alderton, Philippa
phlip at morganco.net
Thu Dec 11 09:40:53 PST 1997
> Date: Wed, 10 Dec 1997 16:48:16 -0400
> From: Philip & Susan Troy <troy at spambegone.asan.com>
> Subject: SC - OT - Omaha Steaks anomaly
>
> Wildly off-topic, but I thought some of you might appreciate it as I
> share with you this odd annual ritual.
>
> I've just received a box of what appears to be Omaha Steaks. Probably
> shell steaks, to be exact. My brother-in-law sends them every year.
> What
> can I say?
>
> Anyway, I am, even as I write, now in the process of opening the
> package. It is here. Nestled in amongst the papers and the pack of dry
> ice. First the cover letter. Then the catalogue and order form. Then
> the
> little recipe book.
>
> Ah...there it is. Under the recipe book, on top of the dry ice pack.
> Hermetically sealed in vapor-proof plastic. The ubiquitous AOL disk.
>
> My question is this: are they a product of genetic engineering in the
> beef industry? Do they just grow in the cows with the AOL disks built
> in?
>
> Any insights on this? I'm really perplexed.
>
> Adamantius
>
Oh, Adamantius, you merely got beef that wasn't properly cleaned.
These thing are a natural byproduct of the process of Bovine Digestion.
( or as my 16 yr old cousin puts it... AOL is Bull-Dookie!)
Brandu
I apologize to the list for the gibberish that is now being attached to
this message, but I have forgotten how to turn it off in MS-Exchange97.
The Garbage starts here:
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