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[Varju]

I think i've seen something like this before on the list...OH WELL! HAHA
 Happy Holidays


>Holiday Fruit Cake Recipe
>
>Ingredients:
>1 cup water         2 cups dried fruit       1 cup brown sugar
>1 cup sugar         1 tsp. salt         8 oz. nuts
>4 large eggs        1 tsp. baking soda       Juice of 1 lemon
>               1 bottle whisky
>
>Method:
>Sample the whisky to check for quality.
>Take a large bowl.  Check the whisky again to be sure it is of
>highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.  Repeat.
>Turn on the electric mixer.  Beat one cup of butter in a large
>fluffy bowl.  Add one tsp. sugar and beat again.  Make sure
>the whisky is still okay.  Cry another tup.
>Turn off the mixerer.  Break two eggs and add to the bowl
>and chuck in the dried fruit.  Mix on the turner.  If the fried
>druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
>drewscriver.
>Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity.
>Next sift two cups of salt.  Or something.  Who cares?
>Check the whisky.
>Now sift the lemon juice and strain you nuts.  Add one table.
>Spoon.  Of sugar or something.  Whatever you can find.
>Grease the oven.  Turn the cake tin to 35o degrees.
>Don't forget to beat off the turner.  Throw the bowl out the
>window, check whisky again and go to bed.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power.      

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