SC - OOPHumor-cooking

[Paul and Jillian Louis]

This was posted in rdpm and I thought you would like it!
>okay so it's a little off-topic for some...
>
>
>'Twas The Night After Xmas
>
>'Twas the night after Christmas
>And all through the kitchen
>Little creatures were stirring up
>Potions bewitching.
>
>Salmonella were working
>In gravy and soup
>In the hopes they could turn it
>To poisonous goop!
>
>Clostridia were nestled
>All snug in the ham
>While Hep A virus
>Danced in the yam.
>
>Little John and his Gobots
>And Mary in her cap
>Had just settle down
>For a long overdue nap.
>
>While down in their guts
>There are such a clatter
>They sprang from their beds
>To see what was the matter.
>
>They ran to the bathroom,
>Threw open the door!
>Too late! Now their mother
>Is cleaning the floor.
>
>Wash your hands before cooking!
>Put your food away quick!
>Or that jolly old food germ
>We know as Saint Sick
>
>With his eight tiny microbes
>Will ruin the feast
>As they make their toxins
>He calls out to each beast -
>
>Now Hepatitis!
>Now Staph and Perfringens!
>We'll punish those humans
>For holiday Binges!
>
>On, Botulism!
>E. coli! Shigella!
>Go get 'em, Amoeba!
>Work fast, Salmonella!
>
>If those humans can't learn
>To handle food right,
>A Merry Christmas they'll have
>Then a long, sleepless night!
>
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