SC - ROTFLMAO?

[Louise Sugar]

Michael P Newton wrote:

> {I'll see that goose and raise a cow}
>
> Before I joined the SCA, the shire of Oakheart decide to try and
> spit-roast a cow for feast. Unfortunately,they used the wrong type of
> iron for the spit; it bent under the weight and the cow caught on
> fire.
>
> One other fire story [non-food]
> The shire of Crystal Mynes is well known for its first ever event. It
> seems that some well intentioned fool decide to leave a lit candle in
> the
> porta-john so that everyone could see what they were doing. Yes, it
> caught the porta john on fire, and there was no hope in trying to save
>
> it. What was worse, was since this was their first event, the
> seneschal
> had rented it from her own personal funds.
> The shires around helped out to pay for it, and chronicler nearly
> decided
> to call the new newsletter "the flaming Porta-potty" [she didn't- it's
>
> called "the Gilded Pick"]
> Lady Beatrix of Tanet

ROTFL!!!!! That was my second snarf of the day! My boss now thinks I
have gone completely round the bend (gotta start drinking decaf, this hi
octane stuff is toooo hard on the nostrils YEOWTCH!)

Chris

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