SC - competition

[Jasper Fieth]

On Sat, 18 Oct 1997, marilyn traber wrote:
<snip>
> > My beloved claims to be quite fond of Spam fried rice, but has never
> > been so indiscreet as to cook or eat this delicacy in my presence,
> > indicating she is not totally without shame...
> >
> > Adamantius
> 
> My lord, may he be beset with the bites of the fleas from 10 camels[but
> not the fleas, we have cats...] brought home a can of the navy spam, in
> the 4"x4"x18" olive drab can. He then did the hawiian pineapple and
> maraschino schtick, complete with whole cloves as a mustering out party
> dish.
> 
> margali

Hmmm... how's this for one: a college friend was going off to join the
Navy, so we gave him a medieval feast, including a thick stew using Spam
as the main meat, abeit cunningly dyed and disguised by having been beaten
with a tenderizer. When at the feast conclusion we were asked by our
victim what the meat in the stew was, we replied "Horse" with absolutely
straight faces.

One year later, we received a package from him for Xmas, from Manila. It
contained one can of spam, complete with mane and tail.

Esko Sola

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