SC - Sorry off topic humour

[Sabia]

Sorry, but this hit a funny bone, especially since my 6yr old and I just
finishe our baking experience of the week.  


Mom's Brownies

Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.
Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.
Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr "no, no."
Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.
Take shortening can away from Jr. and clean cupboards.
Measure 1/3 cup cocoa.
Take shortening can away from Jr. again and bathe cat.
Apply antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained
Take shortening can away from Jr. again and bathe cat.
Apply antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained
while removing shortening from cat's tail.
Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour.
Take smoldering teddy bear from oven and open all doors
and windows for ventilation.
Take telephone away from Billy and assure party on the
line the call was a mistake. Call operator and attempt to
have direct dialed call removed from bill.
Measure 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 cup nuts and beat all ingredients well.
Let cat out of refrigerator.
Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13-inch pan.
Bake 25 minutes.
Rescue cat and take razor away from Billy. Explain to kids that you have
no
idea if shaved cats will sunburn. Throw cat outside while there's still
time and he's still able to run away.

FROSTING

Mix the following in saucepan:

     1 cup sugar
     1 oz unsweetened chocolate
     1/4 cup margarine

Take the teddy bear out of the broiler and throw it away -- far away.
Answer the door and meekly explain to nice policeman that you didn't know
Jr had slipped out of the house and was heading for the street. Put Jr in
playpen.
Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly for 2
minutes.
Answer door and apologize to neighbor for Billy having stuck a garden hose
in man's front door mail slot. Promise to pay for ruined carpet.
Tie Billy to clothesline.
Remove burned brownies from oven.

Thanks to Stephen D. Hoschler for this contribution




Sabia of St Kildas {sabia at unm.edu}


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