SC - head cook-serious then SILLY

[marilyn traber]

My lord, peering over my shoulder and snarfing coffee is now threatening
to make hawiian spam for the Cooks Cathedral Pot luck Feast, especially
since I am planning on a nice Horse Bourguinon[I think, I'm still not
sure, Pot Roast might be good...]

margali.

> > My lord, may he be beset with the bites of the fleas from 10
> camels[but
> > not the fleas, we have cats...] brought home a can of the navy spam,
> in
> > the 4"x4"x18" olive drab can. He then did the hawiian pineapple and
> > maraschino schtick, complete with whole cloves as a mustering out
> party
> > dish.
> >
> > margali
>
> Hmmm... how's this for one: a college friend was going off to join the
>
> Navy, so we gave him a medieval feast, including a thick stew using
> Spam
> as the main meat, abeit cunningly dyed and disguised by having been
> beaten
> with a tenderizer. When at the feast conclusion we were asked by our
> victim what the meat in the stew was, we replied "Horse" with
> absolutely
> straight faces.
>
> One year later, we received a package from him for Xmas, from Manila.
> It
> contained one can of spam, complete with mane and tail.
>
> Esko Sola
>
> ***
> Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes.
>
> "Sanity is a one-trick horse. Sure, it gives you nice things like
> rational
> thought, but when you're insane THE SKY'S THE LIMIT!!!"  -- The Tick
>
> D'ja hear about the dyslexic robber who tried to hold up a bank with a
>
> gnu?
>
> Do not trifle with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
>
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> "The Universe is a FRIENDLY pl..."[*CHOMP!*]
>
> The difference betweeen the modern age and the Middle Ages is in the
> Middle ages there was always a place for the village idiot...
>
> "Of course that's my opinion -- I could be wrong." -- Dennis Miller
>
> "I started out Catholic, now I'm an American." -- George Carlin
>
> Deep Thoughts:
> If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
> Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
> Why if you take it by land is it a shipment, and by sea it's cargo?
>
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>
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