SC - Cook Look-alikes

[L Herr-Gelatt and J R Gelatt]

>LrdRas at aol.com wrote:
>
>> By the way, I have been described personally as looking not a little like
>> "Burl Ives". :-)
>
>

Personally, I had you pegged for General Geaorge Armstrong Custer. But maybe
a thin, Blonde Burl Ives. With teeth ;^D.

>
>I have, among my kitchen tools, not one, but two, 10-inch Dicks, which
>is a source of unending mirth for the simple, earthy souls in my
>Province. While I must say that there is always a place for a 10-inch
>Dick, I prefer my antique 12" Medal d'Or for general cooking use...
>
        "Officer? Oh, Officer?"
        "Yes, Ma'am?"
        "This man has caused me to snort scalding hot tea at 7.30 a.m. What
is the penalty for public disturbance and inciting riot? 
        "Well, Ma'am, we're not sure that's actually a crime. I'd steer
clear of that particular individual, though. After all, he has two 10 inch
Dicks." 

>Adamantius

PS Adamantius, I owe you one scalding tea-snort.

Aoife

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