SC - Squash blossoms-thanks

Uduido@aol.com Uduido at aol.com
Wed Sep 17 07:55:34 PDT 1997


Truer words were never spoken  :D

Dragonfyr

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The Facts of Life


1) The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

2) If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

3) Money can't buy happiness...But it sure makes misery easier to live with..

4) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

5) A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

6) It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

7) Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

8) If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

9) The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.

10) It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning
to others.

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