SC - Vacation/Training 8/8-8/17

[Suzanne Metzler]

> > Greetings All,
> > 
> > I just thought I'd fill up some of the empty spaces left by those who've
> gone to Pennsic. I thought this was cute, enjoy :-)
> 
> Very cute, Ivanova.  However, I intercepted this message via C.S.C.
> (Classified Sattelite Communication)
> 
> Alexander Fraser
> formerly Stephen of Two Falls
> email: frasers at surenet.net
> 
> ----------------------------
> 
> To: N. Bonerpart
> From: Gen. Ima Dufus 
> Subject: Operation Backbacon
> Classification: Top Secret
> 
> 
> Though Operation Backbacon was expected to be successful, we have
> encountered several problems:
> 
> 1) The first wave of special operatives were not able to cross the border
> for the Stanley Cup playoffs since no Canadian teams made it past the
> regular season.
> 
> 2) Although our truck drivers sent in to Canada hauling M.O.S.'s (Military
> Occupational Specialty) were easily able to exceed the speed limit,
> increasing our rate of expansion, 75% of the trucks were taken off the
> road due to failing inspection on Canadian roads.  Seems they have some
> new, twisted plan in which trucks on roads actually have to be safe.
> 
> 3) Our plan to teach them to use the letter 'ou' properly has been
> thwarted.  It appears that Corel, a major software company located in said
> targeted area requires at least two years to change all their Wordperfect
> dictionaries to real English.
> 
> 4) The football team known as the "Hamilton Tiger-Cats" were willing to
> co-operate with our plans, but wanted to be re-paid by being moved to
> warmer climes with a domed stadium.  *shudder*
> 
> 5) Lastly, and perhaps most frighteningly, great resistance was met by
> individuals who call themselves "Ealdormerians".  According to them
> (although none have been captured) they have "fought too long 
> and too hard for this Kingdom and won't give it up to you [that is, us]
> rat slimeballs, eh." whatever that is supposed to mean.
> 
> - Gen. Ima Dufus.
> 
> 
> 
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