SC - Dicks for Christmas - what would my mother say

[Seton1355 at aol.com]

> Since I am not yet a Master Cook outside my guild,
 
My Good Lord Ras, Greetings from the humble and somewhat intimidated Phillipa
Seton,
First Good Sir, You will ALWAYS be *MY* Master Chef any time, any where!!

And secondly Sir, just as soon as I stop laughing and pick myself up off the
floor where I have fallen from laughing so hard,  I'm going to enter a
convent!!!  I'm not sure I'm up to the level of comentary around here. <BG>
What would my mother say??  And SHE works with knives in her job. (Never heard
her speak of a big Dick though,  any size come to think of it)  ;-))
Curtseying low to MY Master Chef, and ducking out of harms way,
Lady Phillipa Seton
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