SC - Fw: Email and the male organ- OOP Humor

[Alderton, Philippa]

Considering some recent discussions, I think this is rather appropriate!

phlip at morganco.net

Never a horse that cain't be rode,
And never a rider that cain't be throwed.

Subject: Email and the male organ

Top 10 Reasons Why E-Mail is Like the Male Reproductive Organ
  
  
  10. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
  
  9.Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
  
  8.Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not 
worth  the fuss that those who have it make about it.

  7. Many of  those who don't have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).
  
  6.It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work
   done.
  
  5.In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital 
   to  the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only
thing
   it  should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the
time.
  
  4. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.
  
  3.If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult
to
  think coherently.
  
  2.We attach an importance to it that is far greater than it's actual size
  and  influence warrant.

  1.If you're not careful with what you do with it, it can get you into a
lot
  of  trouble.
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