SC - Brandy

[kappler]

You Adam-ant type person.... wrote:

	We old geezers have to stick together! My geriatrics specialist
says I
	can't have any more cuskynoles, so he's putting me on a strict
diet of
	little dried fruit ravioli thingies instead. Now, all you other
geezers,
	codgers, etc., repeat after me: "Feast cooks today... You think
you have
	it so rough! When I was a lad, roasting a whole mastodon was
typical for
	a small baronial event! And fire hadn't even been discovered
yet. We
	used to call it the Future Middle Ages! And we were happy, darn
it!"

To which I reply:

Yeah well, I had to go out and find my own mastodon, point it out to the
hunters, sharpen their hunting implements (you know they wouldn't know
an good edge if it came up and bit them).  Then I had to dress the
carcass and drag it to the encampment, uphill 5 miles.

Murkial
(young cook, old list member)


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