SC - FW: Forgotten Olde Tyme Christmas Carols
Christi Redeker
Christi.Redeker at digital.com
Tue Jan 6 09:18:18 PST 1998
Found this amusing for the SCA, thought I would share. Sorry for the bandwidth.
Christi Redeker
Digital Equipment Corporation
Colorado Springs, Colorado
christi.redeker at digital.com
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> December 31, 1997
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> The Top 16 Forgotten Olde Tyme Christmas Carols
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> 16> Pestilence Is Comin' to Town
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> 14> Do You Smell What I Smell?
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> 13> Blood Let Ye Merry Gentlemen
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> 12> Giveth Thy Caroling Neighbors Money, or We'll Tell the Towne
> of Thy Predilection for Farme Animals
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> 11> Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
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> 10> Daddy Lost His Fingers A-Makin' the Christmas Sausage
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> 9> All I Want for Christmas is my Grog and Mead
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> 8> Espied Have I Father Christmas and My Mother Dear Under the
> Candled Tree Embracing Nakedly
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> 7> Joy to the World, Flat Disk That It Is
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> 6> Best Friggin' Leave Some Friggin' Cookies for Santa This
> Friggin' Year, Ye Friggin' Ingrates
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> 5> We Three Moyles of Orient Are
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> 4> The Cloven Hoofe of a Reindeer Hath Laid My Mother's Mother
> to her Rest
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> 3> Wake Up, Ye Merry Gentlemen -- My Husband Hath Arriveth Home
> Early!
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> 2> Oh, Who Shall Cut the Christmas Cheese?
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> and the Number 1 Forgotten Olde Tyme Christmas Carol...
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> 1> Mistletoe, Schmistletoe: If I Feel Thy Tongue,
> Thy Head Will Roll
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> Ruminations & Ponderances
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> I've always thought that lingerie was a nice gift,
> especially for a woman to whom you're very close.
> Something tells me, though, that Grandma
> would've preferred slippers.
>
> (Thanks to Kurt M. Matis)
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