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[Woeller D]

A lighter look at Marriage
     
     Getting married is very much like going to a continental
     restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you
     see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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     At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you
     wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied,
     "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
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     Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.
     Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's
     degree and the woman gets her master's.
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     A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
     get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm
     still paying for it."
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     Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a
     man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
     Dad: That happens in most countries, son.
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     Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness
     was until I got married; and then it was too late.
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     When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when a
     ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why.
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     Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage,
     the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year,
     the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they
     both speak and the neighbors listen.
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     After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was
     a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear,
     but I was in love and didn't notice it."
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     A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next
     day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
     "You can have mine."
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     When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
     of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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