SC - FW: Forgotten Olde Tyme Christmas Carols

[Christi Redeker]

Found this amusing for the SCA, thought I would share.  Sorry for the bandwidth.

Christi Redeker
Digital Equipment Corporation
Colorado Springs, Colorado
christi.redeker at digital.com

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>                        December 31, 1997  
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>         The Top 16 Forgotten Olde Tyme Christmas Carols  
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> 16> Pestilence Is Comin' to Town  
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> 14> Do You Smell What I Smell?  
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> 13> Blood Let Ye Merry Gentlemen  
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> 12> Giveth Thy Caroling Neighbors Money, or We'll Tell the Towne
>     of Thy Predilection for Farme Animals  
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> 11> Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire  
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> 10> Daddy Lost His Fingers A-Makin' the Christmas Sausage  
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>  9> All I Want for Christmas is my Grog and Mead  
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>  8> Espied Have I Father Christmas and My Mother Dear Under the  
>     Candled Tree Embracing Nakedly  
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>  7> Joy to the World, Flat Disk That It Is  
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>  6> Best Friggin' Leave Some Friggin' Cookies for Santa This  
>     Friggin' Year, Ye Friggin' Ingrates  
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>  5> We Three Moyles of Orient Are  
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>  4> The Cloven Hoofe of a Reindeer Hath Laid My Mother's Mother
>     to her Rest  
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>  3> Wake Up, Ye Merry Gentlemen -- My Husband Hath Arriveth Home  
>     Early!  
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>  2> Oh, Who Shall Cut the Christmas Cheese?  
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>     and the Number 1 Forgotten Olde Tyme Christmas Carol...  
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>  1> Mistletoe, Schmistletoe: If I Feel Thy Tongue, 
>     Thy Head Will Roll  
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>                    Ruminations & Ponderances  
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>        I've always thought that lingerie was a nice gift,  
>        especially for a woman to whom you're very close.  
>             Something tells me, though, that Grandma  
>                   would've preferred slippers.  
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>                    (Thanks to Kurt M. Matis)  
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