Really OT: SC - Re: Shoe size

[LrdRas at aol.com]

In a message dated 7/18/98 1:01:53 AM Eastern Daylight Time, troy at asan.com
writes:

<< Now, since I'm one of those moods, I'll ask al Sayyid A'aql (Ras) to
 explain that remark; he has seen the object in question ;  ).
 
 Adamantius, donning those flameproof jammies...  >>

The nman speaks the Truth. On at least several occasions during a recent
feast, I saw Master A strutting about the kitchen with his 10" Dick firmly in
hand. It was indeed free from stains. IIRC, since I was unable examine his
Dick closely , it was approximately 2 1/2" wide at the base and tapered to a
point. It was possible one of the finest Dicks that I have ever seen (not that
I have had the occasion to examine many Dicks in the past).

I cannot vouch for the veracity of his statement that he once had 2 Dicks
because I have only observed the one Dick being flashed about the kitchen.

>From my observations, I would highly recommend that a 10" Dick become a part
of every cool's arsenal. Unfortunately I don't have access to any information
about how you might acquire your very own Dick should you desire to have one
of these useful tools. Someone on the list might be able to tell us how to get
a Dick and I would suspect that any good knife merchant would be able top help
you out.

Ras (spelled A'aql)
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