SC - OFF TOPIC: For Brid

[Tamara Crehan]

Sorry for the broadcast, but I wanted to send this to Brid and lost her
personal email address. . .besides, I know a few of us who could relate
to this one. . .

Top 17 Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife

17. "I finished the Oreos."

16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the
kid weighs forty pounds."

15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that
Pamela Lee had a baby..!!

14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that
flabby forever!"

13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor ? The 25th is
the Super Bowl."

12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from
a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."

11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a
pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."

10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke
up next to Willard Scott!"

9. "I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy
of childbirth ?"

8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that ?"

7. "Get your OWN ice cream."

6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."

5. "Got milk ?"

4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my
secretary, Tawney."

3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size
of Madagascar!"

2. "Retaining water ? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam
retains water."

1. "You don't have the guts to pull the trigger........."
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