SC - wanted: autocrat marinade, somewhat OT

[Philip & Susan Troy]

> Date: Tue, 26 May 1998 07:09:02 EDT
> From: WOLFMOMSCA <WOLFMOMSCA at aol.com>
> Subject: Re: SC - wanted: a marinade for spit roasting an autocrat
> 
> Marinade suggestion:  Lay on a heavy coating of tar, sprinkle liberally with
> feathers of your choosing, impale on rail, singe completely.

<snip>

> Walk in peace,
> Wolfmother

Hmmm. _Some_ autocrats, in extreme cases, are unusually tough. I
recommend a liberal coating of honey, which penetrates, tenderizes, and
sweetens the meat, along with a generous sprinkling of live carpenter
ants. Bake on a low anthill for 72 hours, or until the bones come out
clean.

Adamantius
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