SC - Pigs and hogs

[Philip & Susan Troy]

Stefan li Rous wrote:
> 
> I thought there were two "sides" of lard or whatever on each animal. Thus,
> how do you get 460 hogs from the 200 new sides of lard comment? Even if this is
> a reversal and it is 460 sides and 200 hogs, it still seem there are some three-
> sided hogs.

An example of zoocultural Darwinism. In coarse terms, three-sided hogs
walk rather lopsided, and are generally left behind in the rush to reach
breeding females, resulting in the unfortunate elimination of the
three-sided gene from the pool. However, since the discovery of the link
between careless nuclear waste disposal and the new species of
three-eyed fish, ichthos simpsonis, geneticists have redoubled their
efforts to perfect the three-legged turkey _and_ the square tomato. Take
heart. These things take time.

As my local biogenetic pizzeria prints on their delivery boxes, "Good
food takes time. We are developing new species. Please be patient while
we prepare your dinner!"

Adamantius 
Østgardr, East
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Phil & Susan Troy

troy at asan.com
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