SC - feast cleanup for the head cook

[Melusine L Swepston]

A few years ago the local newspaper in Erie, PA published an article about
warning labels on products.  What may seem like common sense to some of us
is not always common sense to others.  The article started with describing
a supposedly actual event of someone pulling out of a parking lot and
driving down the road with the windshield screen still on the windshield
and this person wondering why he couldn't see the road.  This is why the
manufacturer places the words "remove from window before turning on the
car" on these windshield screens.

Thank you for the laughter. I needed some today.

Sindara


At 04:34 PM 4/11/99 +1000, you wrote:
>some safety tips and warnings 
>
>On Sears hair dryer:
>Do not use while sleeping.
>
>On a bag of Fritos:
>You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
>
>On a bar of Dial soap:
>Directions:Use like regular soap.
>
>Some Swann frozen dinners:
>Serving suggestion: Defrost.
>
>On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
>Fits one head.
>
>On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
>Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
>
>On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
>Product will be hot after heating
>
>On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
>Do not iron clothes on body
>
>On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine
>Do not drive car or operate machinery
>
>On Nytol sleeping aid:
>Warning: may cause drowsiness
>
>On a kitchen knife:
>Warning: keep out of children
>
>On a string of Christmas lights:
>For indoor or outdoor use only.
>
>On a food processor:
>Not to be used for the other use
>
>On Sainsbury's Peanuts
>Warning: contains nuts
>
>On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
>Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
>
>On a chainsaw:
>Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
>
>	Damocles 
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