SC - Kosher Green Eggs and .... OT

[THLRenata at aol.com]

In light of our recent threads on Jewish foods.

Enjoy!

Renata

In honor of Dr. Suess's birthday, the 2nd of March.

Green Eggs and Ham is one the most popular Dr. Seuss books. And there's the
dilemma. How can Jewish kids celebrate with Green Eggs and Ham?

So, in honor (and with apologies to the estate) of Dr. Seuss, Read Across
America, Kids, and Kashrut, here's a new ending for the story. It starts on
page 54...


Sam!
Will you never see?
They are not KOSHER,
So let me be!

I will not eat green eggs and ham.
I will not eat them Sam-I-am.

But I'll eat green eggs with a biscuit.
Or I will try them with some brisket.
I'll eat green eggs in a box.
If you serve them with some lox.

And those green eggs are worth a try
Scrambled up inside some matzoth bry!
And in a boat upon the river,
I'll eat green eggs with chopped liver!

So if you're a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan,
But troubled by green eggs and ham.
Let your friends in on the scoop:
Green eggs taste best with chicken soup!

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