SC - OT - Chicken Guilds

[Philip & Susan Troy]

Margo Hablutzel wrote:

> Chickens got guilds?  Man, those unions get EVERYthing organized!
> 
>                                                        ---= Morgan

Q: How do you know when a Chicken Guild member is dead?

A: When he drops his doughnut.
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Q: How can you tell a Chicken Guild member's chick in the chicken yard?

A: He's the one standing with his wings on his hips, watching the other
chicks scratch for worms... .
(okay, so this one doesn't translate well)
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Q: How many Chicken Guild members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 47. Yoo godda problem wid dat?
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Q: Who killed Cock Robin?

A: No one...he's just on his break.
  


Adamantius, who probably has all this out his system now, and feeling
much better
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Phil & Susan Troy

troy at asan.com
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