SC - Aethel Broce, scotch and spirits

[Alderton, Philippa]

Frederich said:

>Can't wait to see Philp's class notes on virgin sacrifices.

1. Place virgin in tent.

2. Send in companion of appropriate gender, with condoms.

3. Wait for a couple of hours- if tent shakes while howling sounds are
emitted. sacrifice has succeeded.

4. Congratulate new couple, hand them a beer or other potable, and pretend
you don't notice the cow eyes they're making at each other.

Next?

Phlip

Nolo disputare, volo somniare et contendere, et iterum somniare.

phlip at morganco.net

Philippa Farrour
Caer Frig
Southeastern Ohio

The World's Need

So many Gods, so many creeds,
So many paths that wind and wind,
When just the art of being kind
Is all this sad world needs.

- - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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