SC - Dog soup (OT humor!)

[Karen]

Considering Ras's experience last week with the donated "dog"
that turned out to be mutton, I found this song on Ioseph of
Locksley's webbed songbook, and wanted to share it with all of
you as you pack up and head off for Pennsic.  I don't get to go,
I have to stay home and amuse myself (BEG)

Tyrca

                DOG SOUP!
    (c) copyright 1992 W.J. Bethancourt III

        A lady I once knew had a Stupid Dog that I was always
threatening 
to sell to the Hohokam to make into soup. One night, this song
hit me, so 
I wrote it up and sang it......I still get letters from the
ASPCA...... 


   G                                          D
Down the road from where I live's a little diner
          D                                  G
And some friendly foreign folks serve up the meal
        C                        G               Em
Right behind the doggie pound is where it can be found
         A7                           D
And the prices are so cheap, it is a steal!

        C            G
CHORUS: Dog soup! It really -is- delicious
     C                 G           D
    Dog soup! If you really are ambitious
             G
    You can eat a bowl or two
               C
    Take some home for Grandma too!
           G              D              G
    It's exotic foreign food, -and- inexpensive!


Take some noodles and some carrots and some onions
Take some spices and some other odds and ends
Then go into your neighborhood, find a doggie that looks good
And make soup out of Man's Best Friend!

Now cats tend to be a little stringy
And eating children gets you talked about
But if you wanna be in clover, tell ol' Rover to come over!
And then go dining out!



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