SC - Question of the Rock?
MsGreyPaws at aol.com
MsGreyPaws at aol.com
Wed Aug 11 07:58:07 PDT 1999
I am beginning to get the impression that "The Rock" (with or without scotch
and hot tub) is a pet rock a la the 70's craze. Can anyone really hide under
a Zen rock? If two rocks collide in a forest, will one or both split in
half? (Which brings up amoebas procreating--but that's another story.)
I recently had to buy 3 fake (Faux) rocks for my garden. Since they are
hollow by nature, (Disneyland rocks), I can offer limited hospitality
underneath/inside them. Of course, one would have to evict snails, slugs,
et. al. before the hot tub and massage room could be installed. On the other
hand, I am located in the Far West bordering the Pacific Ocean, a definite
plus for those unable to reach an eastern rock in time to duck/hide/cower.
Perhaps I should offer my rocks on a rental basis? Amenities to be installed
by the future tenants? Suggestions and/or proposals will be gratefully
received and given the consideration they deserve.
Marketa of Darach
(a rockaholic who's been know to order 65 tons from the local quarry)
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