SC - [Fwd: Feast of the Lamb]
Laura C. Minnick
lcm at efn.org
Tue Aug 31 20:49:26 PDT 1999
Alderton, Philippa wrote:
> 1. Place virgin in tent.
> 2. Send in companion of appropriate gender, with condoms.
> 3. Wait for a couple of hours- if tent shakes while howling sounds are
> emitted. sacrifice has succeeded.
> 4. Congratulate new couple, hand them a beer or other potable, and pretend
> you don't notice the cow eyes they're making at each other.
Doesn't sound like much of a _sacrifice_ to me...
Oh baby... please...don't...stop...
'Lainie
AKA Queen Carmen
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